hello office internet i like your stunts.

In the past weeks my work schedule greatly reduced to about 6 hours all thanks to office internet and it's efficiency in dodgy stunts. It's either  a cable eaten up somewhere or a ship bundling up the whole regional cable excuse for every time you hit oblivion. Great thanks to the captains, you make my … Continue reading hello office internet i like your stunts.

KONY 2012…..I SAW THIS COMING FROM A FOOL…..

When my ideas run drier than the senses of our leaders, I normally resort to finding the drafts of my word press that probably didn't meet my personal editing standards or perhaps my editor would think it evil, or it was overtaken by events.  Well, today is just one of them and this should bore … Continue reading KONY 2012…..I SAW THIS COMING FROM A FOOL…..

A4C BANNED: just like tinned, they’ve been put in a ban.

Anyone remember how the president promised to eat on of those activists like a samosa? well he suddenly changed his mind after discovering bans were better breakfast than samosas.I found a new way to call this banana republic located in central Africa according to fox news, a supermarket of sorts, more like a restaurant or … Continue reading A4C BANNED: just like tinned, they’ve been put in a ban.

deliberate, oppresive and selective justice.

Eversince the death of a police officer, debate has raged on over who should be charged in connection to the murder and where the whole concept was mistakenly picked up by the media houses and newsrooms without ever considering the circumstances surrounding the death of the officer.Mr Aryong sadly met his death either from a … Continue reading deliberate, oppresive and selective justice.

unveiling the leading supplier of insufficient electricity in the universe (UMEME)

After thousands of mentions, Facebook posts, press attention and disguised theft techniques, my legendary state-of-art mini computer (brain) cuddled with the sense atmosphere of the plight of other fellow banana republic inhabitants. The world's largest distributor and supplier of insufficient electricity UMEME was back in the spotlight earning more press attention than the deliquent bad-black in a … Continue reading unveiling the leading supplier of insufficient electricity in the universe (UMEME)

pioneer bus experience: of stinking armpits and illiterate people.

Now everybody, for one reason or another has had a sting or crush for these orange tins patrolling the streets of the city since the taxis decided to eliminate themselves with their strike. A taxi driver's experience on the pioneer buses will as much as he pretends be the most cool he could ever get … Continue reading pioneer bus experience: of stinking armpits and illiterate people.