10 things to hate about the end of the month

Well, when you are approaching end of month (for us corporates) the working orale always dies out but anticipation hits peak, that’s when all your planned budgets and resolutions strike a closeness to reality BUT there’s certainly reason to hate the end of month ……..

#1. Your landlord becomes an often visitor to your house. They always give excuses like “Iwas just checking if your water pipes still work”…….. mtscchww.

#2. Your debtors start sending you ‘good morning’ messages like the other days you were not living or your phone number wasn’t available.

#3. All the girls you know of start to send love texts making your inbox busier than old taxi park public toilets.

#4. Each musician stages a ‘Kivulu’ next to your home and plays music like the whole neighbourhood loves it……#this doesn’t exclude Mega dee

#5. The house girl starts to fall sick of all diseases requesting for salary increment….like that’s the only excuse there is in the world.

#6. The office accountant’s office absenteeism slowly increases, that’s when most of them take long distance journies as well…

#7. The world’s leading distributor of insufficient electricity UMEME drops an insane bill after load shedding you half the month and the other half perhaps they were fixing a transmitter problem.

#8. Your boss’ certainly starts to barkat every misdeed you do, normally during this time naps at office are not allowed and KB is outlawed.

#9.  The school bursar calls to remind you of your son’s pending fees installment……

#10. Your constant bank checks whether the salary was deposited make the teller start to think your psychiatrist missed a therapy session.

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